by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003

by Lavender Rainbow Sorbet November 15, 2024

I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.
by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

by My drywall guy July 8, 2017
