Vulcan

A race of pointy-eared ancient humanoids, the most famous of whom is Spock, from a planet of the same name in the Star Trek series. The word could also be used by James T. Kirk to express shock or disbelief in any of Spock's logical thoughts or behaviors that were not clearly comprehended by the Captain.

Kirk: "Doctor, go ask that green slimeball thing if it's possible a human being could have sex with its species."

Doctor: "Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sex therapist!"

Spock: "I am afraid the Doctor is right, Jim. That would be completely illogical."

Kirk: "Spock, you're questioning my orders?! Are you out of your Vulcan (fuckin') mind?!"

by dookeyboy December 5, 2010

Volvagia

A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.

Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ

by Xizor August 7, 2007

Happy Vulcan

Hold up a womans ears in a pointy fashion so she looks like a vulcan while she is giving you a blow job.

She was giving me a blow job when I grabbed her ears and when she turned her head upwards she looked like a Happy Vulcan.

by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006

Vulcan Prayer

A sexual maneuvre where one person places both hands together with the middle fingers separated and inserts 4 fingers into the vagina and 4 fingers into the asshole.

You can optionally try to open your hands and look into the light.

I was so wasted last night that I gave Lauren a Vulcan Prayer, my little fingers stink

by biggsy1138 June 13, 2010

Vulcan

The greek god of fire and the forge. Also known as Hephaestus.

Vulcan created the weapons of the gods.

by Umbra December 17, 2004

vulcabulary

Vulgar Vocabulary, AKA the shit you learn on this website.

My friend told me that i am too vulgar, and asked where i learned all of these words, and i responded that i learned my "vulcabulary" on www.urbandictionary.com

by WP Bennett January 4, 2008

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009