vitamin thc

A funny ass way of saying weed. For potheads thc is a vitamin.

I gots to get me my daily doseage of vitamin thc.

by GanjaNazi December 25, 2005

Vitali

A hot Ukrainian or Russian male

I married a Vitali.

by karpro February 5, 2010

vital regions

An area of great territorial importance to a country, especially in the manga Axis Powers Hetalia. It is an (in)famous accidental innuendo which has become a meme within the fandom.

"Prussia has occupied my vital regions!"

by Tiger der Große October 19, 2009

vittu

Pussy or cunt in finnish. Used as fuck in english. Pronounced as vyt-tu.

by Harry November 1, 2003

la dolce vita

Italian for "The Sweet Life".

La Dolce Vita: title of Fellini's legendary film, which also brought to international dictionaries other new words like paparazzi (from the name of one of the characters in the film).

Sybarites live La Dolce Vita daily.

by Danielo February 2, 2005

check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.

Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

by malmix April 27, 2007

Vitaphilia

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.

Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}

by O Tired One March 29, 2009