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something that makes you plant your buttocks on a comfortable couch and move thumbs violently around a controller- usually with at least one joystick.
I developed a severe case of tendonitis in my hands from playing my video game.
by marvin l. August 9, 2007
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Video game

A form of entertainment for people who have no interest in life. It is designed to brainwash little boys into thinking video games are in real life. So they now have desires to kill, run over, or shoot people in real life. And for those grown ups, people like video games because they have no interest in life and will never get a girlfriend. They play this "video game" 24/7 and will never have time for their real life situations. These people can be called nerds, low lifes, or just a plain simple "get a fucking life you fuckimg fag!! All you do is sit around and play video games!! Get a girlfriend or something". This situation can be caused to mainly the male gender of ages 12 to maybe until they die. This is very common in the United States. Many people of the male gender have died because of video games. This is why we mostly have more females in this country (which is not bad just saying).
Low life: hey what are you going to get for christmas?
Normal Guy: I'm just getting clothes
Low life: awww that sucks I'm getting the gta 4 and gears of war. Im also getting a new headseat for my xbox 360 amd new controllers to play with my buddies (more low lifes)
Normal guy:what do you mean? I actually want clothes so i can impress my girlfriend. Unlike you, faggot, i actually have a life!! I dont stay in my house playing video games, i go places and hang out with my friends!!

*walks away*
Low life: friends, who needs them?
by Blassyboy June 6, 2009
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late-1980s-video-game-ish

It's pretty self explanatory.
It's actually recorded audio, so it doesn't sound so late-1980s-video-game-ish.
by theloniousjoe August 29, 2010
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Epic Mickey (video game)

A game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought "what if we made a game where Mickey Mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."
"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY (VIDEO GAME) HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! "
by Maxinezz May 31, 2023
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First video game

The very first video game ever created. Since the definition of a "video game" is rather murky, the first video game ever created remains disputed.
Most consider the 1972 arcade hit Pong to be the very first video game, but there have been machines at least resembling a video game ever since a missile command simulator using a cathode ray tube that was created as early as 1947. The 1952 EDSAC computer game "OXO" as well as William Hoggenbotham's 1958 production "Tennis for Two" can also be considered the first, though they were played using an oscilloscope and may not have necessarily been digital raster display.
by Nicholas Weiner April 28, 2008
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4G Video Game TV

4G Video Game TV devoted to the world of video games and the video game lifestyle.4G Video Game TV is the ultimate on-air destination for those excited by and curious about all things related to technology. By using technology as a backdrop to entertain, amaze, and engage viewers, 4G Video Game TV is the lifestyle network that showcases how the latest trends, products, and events enhance our lives.4G Video Game TV (formerly 4GTechTV) launched in March 2008.
4G Media Studios is located in Philadelphia,PA.
Go to www.freewebs.com/4GTV

4G Video Game TV
is on youtube and google video
by 4G Media March 21, 2008
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Video Game Elitist

A person(s) who is better than most at a particular video game or games, due to their knowledge of the game, boss mechanics and item locations.
They also like to play games at low levels as they are superior beings in every way.

Only called an elitist by scrubs who have no real knowledge of game mechanics, run around in gank squads and are unable to beat a game at a twink level or lower without being carried.
Scrub: ***** is such a mean (video game) elitist prick.

**** made fun of my maximum level build, Twink runners are psychopathic video game elitist cunts
by We are Elite May 10, 2019
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