Vest Wanker

Guys wearing vests that expose man cleavage and/or side nipple!

Did you see Brett with his man cleavage hanging out?

Yeah that guy is such a vest wanker.

by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014

vetty detty

Girls who are hoes. Girls who will do anything. Dirty girls. Girls who will go to the stairwell with you and do dirty shit.

Person 1: Yo bro that bitch vetty detty dont fuck with her
Person 2: Good looks bro I was just about to go to the stairwell wit her

by EYYYBOYZZ October 15, 2017

Root Vest Himer

A.K.A. Ruth Westheimer, a very sought out Dr. in the 80's and early 90's for sexual relations.

Hello!, This is Dr. Root, how may I help you?, (usually followed by, I See!) Then Folowed by (Well the real problem is, your not giving it up enough!)

by joe June 25, 2004

vesticle

A women who has undergone surgery to become a man. A vesticle is the new man's surgical testicle. (may or may not be usable)

"Hey, I have to tell you ahead of time, my vesticle isn't producing."
"Whats a vesticle?"
"...you'll see."
"Shouldn't you buy a condom?"
"...not necessary..."

by SiloconPseudo89 April 14, 2009

mest vest

Dani's wears this vest of mest. Dani's are the only wearers of mest vests. Mest vests are both fantasmic and magical.

See also: mufasu and rafar

Dani's mest vest is yellow with black polka dots and it eats pears.

by cato July 14, 2004

Vestal Fart

a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.

Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.

by JasonMyers00000 December 17, 2008

Vest Guy

You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.

A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.

by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011