vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

vertical sandwich

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

by Alex R. February 11, 2004

vertical hamburger

Slang for a a vagina.

Damn, that's a nice vertical hamburger.

by rick labrake November 8, 2005

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

vertical scissor

When one (lesbian or straight.. no queers please) performs scissoring, vertically.

Tunechi! LBK!

When two women scissor but one woman is standing up and the other is doing a hand stand. Or you can replace the standing woman with a man.

I wouldn't mind trying the horizontal mambo with that ratchet pussy. Nah man, try the Vertical Scissor but don't step on her hair.

by t-rizzle24 December 19, 2013

vertical smear

a fuckin big shit stain produced by a scruffy fuckin chink who sells dvd's!!!!!!

man look at chan he has a vertical smear down his boxers, dirty little cunt!!!!

by cuntbag 99 January 28, 2010

vertically challenged

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)

If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008