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Velcro Strip 

(n) A pubic hair style where one shaves everything but the taint. Can be used to attach to another person's soul patch during analingus for a more secure munch.
You'll love the way my grundel's velcro strip feels on your chin when you're giving me a Jizzy Gillespie.
Velcro Strip by DeeP_FRieD January 28, 2025

velcro boyfriend

the clingiest person you’ve ever met
Rachel: Dan is such a velcro boyfriend.

Velcro girlfriend 

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

german velcro 

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
german velcro by MojoLaG March 25, 2017

sexual velcro 

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.
I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process
sexual velcro by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007