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velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.
Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.
by Baophboy January 17, 2025
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Velcro Strip

(n) A pubic hair style where one shaves everything but the taint. Can be used to attach to another person's soul patch during analingus for a more secure munch.
You'll love the way my grundel's velcro strip feels on your chin when you're giving me a Jizzy Gillespie.
by DeeP_FRieD January 28, 2025
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Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
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Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
by Master Kitty July 30, 2008
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german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
by MojoLaG March 25, 2017
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sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.
I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process
by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007
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Veni Vidi Velcro

( statement, Quote ); I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Used when entering a room full of your more intelligent friends, and you have no other desire than to hang out with them.
'Veni Vidi Velcro!' Jerry said to the amusement of his buds, as he slipped into the room and threw himself onto the couch.
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007
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