Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
Get the Velcro girlfriendmug. by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017
Get the velcro rodeomug. by denvergeekery June 24, 2014
Get the beard velcromug. by pw123rat July 5, 2016
Get the Velcromug. by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 2, 2025
Get the Velcro Lipsmug. A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch
Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance
OR
They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance
OR
They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!
by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019
Get the Velcromug. by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
Get the velcro farmermug.