If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.
Some morons these days...
by okkk June 15, 2003
Get the Veganmug. by Tangy67420 December 6, 2019
Get the Veganismmug. One who eats no meat, or anything from an animal. They do not use anything that comes from an animal either.
Oh Taylor's vegan. Her mom bought her a wool blanket and she gave it to me!
Also she cried when we tried to take her to Saltgrass Steakhouse.
Also she cried when we tried to take her to Saltgrass Steakhouse.
by Er!n May 11, 2008
Get the Veganmug. she's so fucking annoying, must be a vegan
by EVERY FUCKING NAME IS TAKEN June 20, 2016
Get the Veganmug. A person that does not consume, use, or wear any animal by products for many reasons including:
~humans are the only animal that continue to drink milk after weaned of their mother's
~growth hormones that are injected into cows and chickens are then consumed by humans
~they just don't like milk or meat
~they have allergies
~the idea of eating the result of a chickens period is not pleasant
~those appetizing limp greasy Whoppers don't appeal to them
And more. People, who feel guilty for eating meat but are too weak to give it up, often refer to them as Nazi's. However, most vegans don't think down upon people that eat meat.
~humans are the only animal that continue to drink milk after weaned of their mother's
~growth hormones that are injected into cows and chickens are then consumed by humans
~they just don't like milk or meat
~they have allergies
~the idea of eating the result of a chickens period is not pleasant
~those appetizing limp greasy Whoppers don't appeal to them
And more. People, who feel guilty for eating meat but are too weak to give it up, often refer to them as Nazi's. However, most vegans don't think down upon people that eat meat.
Omnivore: Do you like chocolate?
Herbivore: No, I'm vegan.
Omnivore: Oh, so you think I am a meat eating pig who enjoys animal cruelty, just a jerk who desrves to die because I won't chain myself to a tree to save a forest?
Herbivore: That is just a common misconception. I don't think that way about anyone except for bush. Let's go to the movies.
Omnivore: Sounds good!
Herbivore: No, I'm vegan.
Omnivore: Oh, so you think I am a meat eating pig who enjoys animal cruelty, just a jerk who desrves to die because I won't chain myself to a tree to save a forest?
Herbivore: That is just a common misconception. I don't think that way about anyone except for bush. Let's go to the movies.
Omnivore: Sounds good!
by epitome of innocence November 24, 2006
Get the Veganmug. Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer
person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world?
person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.
person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.
by BBQ King December 16, 2008
Get the Veganmug. Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment.
These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species.
Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals...
With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.
These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species.
Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals...
With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.
I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...
by ILMOSTRO February 21, 2005
Get the veganmug.