Vegan

Someone who eats like they give a shit.

I care, therefore I am VEGAN

by BommieJ November 20, 2016

Vegan

Kind of mental illness. They are known for telling everyone about it.

Person 1: "Hi,can you ple...."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."

by semtex 43 May 31, 2018

Vegan

A Mental Illness

Vegans are usually described as sub-humans, who think that eating/using animal products should be forbidden.

- Look at him he has cancer.
- Must be a Vegan

by GoldKappa123 December 21, 2016

Vegan

An annoying person.

"Stop being such a vegan!"

"I hate to be vegan... but could you please move your (car) seat forward a bit?"

"I don't like Sandra, she's a vegan."

by pattyx January 14, 2017

Vegan

Vegans are people who can't eat meat because they think it's bad so they eat crayons and lettuce

"Welcome to Restaurant, what would you like to order today"
"I would like a vegan salad sir"
"Would you like crayons with that?"
"Yes, Please"

by YEEEEEETIE March 1, 2019

Vegan

An asshole.

Look at that vegan over there.
I like to eat meat and don't mind if others eat meat because i'm not a vegan.

by DefinitelyNotAnAsshole October 30, 2017

Vegan

Someone who does not eat anything animal related or based but cannot live without getting the attention they deserve.

Guy 1: Did you here that the local corner store got robbed and burned down?
Guy 2: By the way, I'm vegan

by A fudge January 6, 2017