A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.
by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025
Get the Sun Valley High Schoolmug. Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
by WeedJesus69 March 26, 2025
Get the Schuylkill Valley High Schoolmug. A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?
Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scenario 2:
Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?
Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.
by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023
Get the Cumberland Valley High Schoolmug. A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
A lot of the teachers and staff are lively and optimistic, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
"Stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad..."
by DepressedDegenerate00 March 17, 2025
Get the Susquehanna Valley High Schoolmug. “See those kids playing football in that open field over there? That’s blue valley north high school”
by Joey Sturgeon March 9, 2019
Get the Blue Valley North High Schoolmug. A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.
Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.
"Dude, stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."
by anonymous March 17, 2025
Get the Susquehanna Valley High Schoolmug. Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 14, 2025
Get the Wyalusing Valley High Schoolmug.