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Sour Vagina

1.) Someone who has a bad attitude about whatever is displeasing them that day.

2.) Someone who doesn't feel like joking around and would rather sit and sulk in the corner with their own sadness.
Gen: Why is Jessica being such a sour vagina?

Vanessa: Because she realized she was a 12 on the hot scale.
by ohnoitsgennie October 18, 2011
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moby vagina

It is used when a girl has a big vagina. Like the size of a whale
Jennifer must've been fisted a lot because she has a moby vagina!
by Ms. Sucia December 25, 2015
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Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.
1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..
by baddazoner February 21, 2011
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Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy
Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home
by Enerjex September 19, 2017
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Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.
Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.
by TheDonald June 12, 2009
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vaginal fungus

This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.
A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....

Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.

Woman: Ohhhh its grown!
by Jack Richardson August 4, 2008
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Liver Vagina

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.
Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina
by gulliermo November 28, 2013
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