Vagina Mullet 

Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".

"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"

Vagina Mullet by Chelsarrr May 16, 2012

vagina surfing 

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave

Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"

vagina surfing by roscoeuk April 7, 2015

show vagene 

An expression used by Indian men who find themselves in need of sexual stimulation.

Hallo bb open Bob show vagene

show vagene by Sexy indian man October 7, 2017

Vagina Drug 

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.

Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

Vagina Drug by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA 

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA by ROACHES October 16, 2012

Vagina Toast 

The thing you spread penis butter on

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.

Vagina Toast by spann twin February 28, 2011