milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 08, 2016
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g-utter

The male version of an utter...
Damn that bull has some big g-utters..
by SilverTounge_BaddieBitch February 25, 2022
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utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.
Oh ya well your an utter licker!!
by Blobfish2.0 December 09, 2021
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milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.
My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!
by Echo One Romeo February 11, 2016
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Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.
The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt
by The Northern Translator January 23, 2022
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Butt utter

The long string of skin that hangs out off your butt that if you pull hard enough butt juice comes out and it will not stop I tell you drink G fuel
Holy krap look how long his butt utter is
by Highly meky January 13, 2020
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An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram
People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram
by A random pig November 20, 2021
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