Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Complete and Utter nothingness

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"Fair enough"
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"Good point"
"Complete and utter nothingness"
"Shame on you"

by OH EM GEE EYE DEE GEE AYE EFF February 4, 2018

Butt utter

The long string of skin that hangs out off your butt that if you pull hard enough butt juice comes out and it will not stop I tell you drink G fuel

Holy krap look how long his butt utter is

by Highly meky January 12, 2020

Utter

expression of rage in helplessness when dealing with colleagues who seem to have zero brain cells

what is he asking? utter!!! utter everything utter...

by tremor vortex May 6, 2021

Utter-Squishier

Man who squeezes out apple juice from snake utters

Wow he’s a Utter-Squishier

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020

utter

a cows tit

i wiped the cows utter

by I am handycap January 24, 2020

utter cardiovascular assault

its invincible

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"

by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019