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urinal labels 

1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other
bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker

kingpin the urinal 

poop in the men's urinal
I had to shit like a horse, all the stalls were full... no choice but to kingpin the urinal.

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.
"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."
urinal cake by Canabalooza December 16, 2002

Urinal Turtle 

yoo r-uh-nl ter-dl

1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

Urinal Effect

When a group of people are faced with a row of seats or something similar, those people will tend to sit in every other seat so as not to be creepy to the other people

Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.
“I can’t sit down in any of these seats or I’ll be creepy! I’ve fallen victim to the Urinal Effect!”

Urinal Colonel 

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.
There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.