Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

UR MOM

what I did last night

hey me and UR MOM hit it off last night.

by thebest_sourpickle September 1, 2022

Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

ur mom

wowww ur mom do be fat tho

haha ur mom

by Lundennn September 10, 2020

ur mom

your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.

carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom

by idontknow024 May 22, 2022

ur mom

its your mom.

so wyd today

ur mom

by ur moms simp March 22, 2021