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Urban Dictionaries Dick

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Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•OMG๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•YOU'RE GAY?๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•
Asscrack is typing...
๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑโœจ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿงโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿช๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
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Urban Dicktionary

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What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
by Katsu March 25, 2005
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A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.
"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

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Urban Dicktease

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When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.
Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!
by dstyguy December 30, 2011
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Urban Dicks

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A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.

B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.
A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.

B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks
by Beanstalker November 5, 2009
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Urban Dickhead

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Someone who adds fake or made up slang to the Urban Dictionary that has to do with some innate sex act that has no real meaning.
I was reading the Urban Dictionary and could not believe the amount of Urban Dickheads that post bullshit.
by Rodan Mistiff January 2, 2008
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The time of day, usually during a boring geography or technology lesson when one to three people, usually massive lads, spend their 40 minutes of education on urban dictionary laughing at all the bant uploaded by everyone.
lad1: hey m8, we've got tech now
lad2: i kno, what a load of crap!!!
lad1: i kno what we can do!
lad2: what m8?
lad1: lets pretend were doing folder work downstairs and we can do abit of urban dicking around!

lad2: BANTER!

*usually a fist bump or a high five occurs at this point!
by chickenwizzard December 7, 2009
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