ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by Ananumoss December 5, 2018

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?

ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know

by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019

Ur mom

Good In bed

Ur mom is very good in bed

by Urgaymom123 January 28, 2022

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

i had ur mom last night

by anonymous October 10, 2022