toobsd

Getting your bet slip failed because Toobsking backed it.

You got toobsd.

by rando28 March 2, 2023

tugging Toobin

Publicly masturbating while others watch aghast

Jeffrey thought he'd logged off the Zoom call, and the whole class watched in horror as he started furiously tugging Toobin.

by Harold J. Palmer October 19, 2020

twobobrocket

Often used to describe something that works well above the average or the norm.
From the days when the cost of an average rocket (firework) was 2d ( less than a penny).
Therefore one costing two shillings or "two bob," (12 times the cost of the average)would be considerably more impressive.

" That weans cart/bogie (home made vehicle made from a plank and two pairs of wheels, commonly from a pram.) goes like a twobobrocket!"

by pollybampton March 4, 2009

Twoot

A number of continuous tweets sent by an individual about one topic

The fuming teen released her anger as she sent a twoot saying that her favourite celeb should have won the award

by luketoreilly November 17, 2014

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009