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turbo nerd

An individual possessing enough nerd-like traits to qualify for "turbo" status. See nerd. A turbo nerd pushes the envelope on social ineptness. Use extreme caution in the handling of turbo nerds. They can snap at any time. See columbine.
Lloyd constantly curses and screams at himself while programming on his computer at work. It's very annoying and I want to smack him sometimes. He is a turbo nerd.
by ktrane March 9, 2004
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turbonics

The language comprised of a combination of ebonics, white speak, and other made up words. Usually doesn't make much sense. Commonly spoken by Turbo Tony.
Examples of words:

word is "werd"
work is "werk"

"Yo, that was a fantastical concert, but man the lead singer was acting so doi doi!"

"What the heck are you saying?"
"It's turbonics man, act like you know!"
by Turbo Tony September 4, 2008
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turbo bug drop

A more serious type of bug drop that I published before Trevor could, in which one sits on someone's head who is asleep and farts.
Dude Larry pissed me off so i fuckin gave that bastard a turbo bug drop!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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Turbohead

(n.) ritual of a male ejaculating into girls mouth, then proceeding to rigorously and repeatedly fuck her face, while screaming "TURBOHEAD"
"Jamie gave me such great turbohead last night."

"Susan didn't realize that some turbohead was coming, but was excitedly surprised."

"Jennifer was so alarmed by the turbohead, that she yacked a little on my erection."

"All I want is some Turbohead, in a comfortable bed. It could all be so simple."
by DoubleD13. November 17, 2013
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turbo beaver

The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.
"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"

"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
by eolivine January 16, 2010
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Turbo Pussy

A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
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turbo negro

Derived from the latin term Turbois Negruptis which translates to fast and swift moving dark man. Mostly can be used to describe a black man when he is running fast because he is playing basketball or carrying his neighbors plasma TV. All black men have the ability to be a turbo negro due to the 3 extra tendons in their leg.
by Type R January 3, 2005
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