soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018

Ass Tulip

A person who, while not ugly on the outside, removes any of his or her likability by being an absolute asshole

Wow, Victoria used to be pretty cool, but now she's turned into an absolute Ass Tulip!

by Kaurelius April 2, 2020

Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.

Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.

by Jontssss October 14, 2022

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

tulips

All my lesbian friends' favorite flower!

Julie: I would love to plant my tulips in that garden!!

by Words R. Fun June 18, 2008

tundra tulips

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.

"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."

by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007

Dirty Tulips

When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".

i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision

by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010