Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a rim job while also giving their lucky partner the ol' reach around.
"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time"
"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."
"Oh, I get it."
"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."
"Oh, I get it."
by Travis Dean December 1, 2007
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Receiving oral sex after engaging in raw anal sex. Thereby forcing the wench to smell her stank on the rod.
by Chimneysweep June 11, 2006
Get the copper trombone mug.The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
Get the rusty trombone mug.when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet
by elvis420 May 4, 2009
Get the rusty trombone mug.Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
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Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
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