Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.

What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...

by JesusPuppyTheNarrowSighted June 29, 2010

tragesty

tragesty = tragedy + travesty

a) At RiteAid of Bolton Hill a woman is reading her weekly horoscope in the National Enquirer. She swells "Oh my! Just look at this tragesty!" acknowledging that her astrological forecast for the week promises extraordinary challenges and a high probability of misfortune. She checks her standing and counts 10 tubes of Benzedrex in the basket and five more concealed within her tote bag. Realizing that this is quite an ordinary count she gasps "Darnell! I told you to get the Benzedrex! What are you doing standing around for?" She relaxes as the preparations progress and opens to a different page of the tabloid. Floating about is an unwarranted-full-page-at-the-beach photo of Lindsay Lohan cursing her very sun. The women notes that the page is without tragesty or tragedy, but the actress's bathing suit is decidedly a travesty.

"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.

2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.

by myspace.com/theslimeys January 11, 2009

tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Tragicle

A good, short headline word to describe otherwise unexplainable acts of God that aren't so nice.

Just because the Lord works in mysterious ways sometimes, that doesn't mean he isn't always hard at work. I just think it's irresponsible for the press and Christians in general to cut God out of the picture when things don't go the way they'd like. I mean, think of all the tragicles involving airplanes alone.

by JJTRUELOVE January 19, 2009

The Tragically Hip

Formed in 1983 in Kingston, Ontario, this Canadian rock band has produced over ten critically acclaimed studio albums and have enjoyed immense success in their native Canada, but are yet to thoroughly penetrate the global music scene, although they do have dedicated followings in the United States and Europe.

Their music can be described as 'the thinking man's rock.' It can range from bluesy or folksy rock to prog-rock, but can always be set firmly into the 'Alternative' archetype. Their songs are marked by driving guitar, masterful solos, and lead singer Gord Downie's poignant, humorous, and remarkably poetic lyrics.

The Hip are renowned for their fantastic, frenetic live shows. Whether in small nightclub venues in the U.S. or in sold-out arena shows, you can be sure to enjoy a lively, involving rock spectacle enhanced by Gord Downie's spastic on-stage antics and improvisation.

For a solid sampling of The Hip, check out the albums Fully Completely, Phantom Power, Up to Here, and In Between Evolution.

The Tragically Hip are one of the best rock bands of the past twenty years.

by stormlobster April 25, 2005

Tragic Chub

For a male to have a raging erection when nothing at all can be do about it.

For a female to be completely in the mood but unable to do anything at all about it because of her setting.

While in the middle of Sunday Mass Adrian miserably sat with his Tragic Chub.

by Phuz June 20, 2007

tragic

1. adj. something deeply upsetting/terrible
2. something that looks rather worse-for-where

1. that accident was tragic.
2. that shoe looks a bit tragic doesnt it?

by Anonymous August 2, 2003