Tragedy

It's a type of soup

You know, the real tragedy is not just what happened to him but that we live in the world where you even have to ask whether or not he is the bad one.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Tragedy

The opposite of strategy is not the absence of strategy, rather it is tragedy such that ways are found of using available means to achieve undesirable ends. People use what they have to get what they don’t want or arrive where they don’t want to be or shape a future they didn’t want. When all the available means necessary to accomplish something good are used to accomplish something bad, this is tragic, not strategic.

That’s not a strategy, it’s a tragedy.

by Dr Max July 2, 2022

Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.

Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by anonymous September 10, 2023

Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Tragedy

Some may define "Tragedy" as either Shakesphere, losing your car keys, or losing a loved one. A true tragedy is being born on April 1st. Indeed there is nothing sadder than being forced to suffer through 2 special days at once.

I was born on April 1st and I gotta say my life has been nothing but a Tragedy

by h2ka March 1, 2024

Tragedy

Are inevitable you idiot.

Hym "Those are literally 2 things that are not opposites. Tragedy IS inevitable."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025