by NtotheD October 9, 2018

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.
I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.
by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022

by Forestcall April 20, 2022

by ainnoot April 29, 2020

Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."
Darren: "I banged my torque."
Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."
Darren: "I banged my torque."
Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."
by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013
