Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

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Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words

I’m so fucking torqued right now

by ainnoot April 29, 2020

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morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor

my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque

by preschool poacher May 2, 2015

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Torque

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.

I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.

by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022

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Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

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German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

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