Tom

An older man who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger woman. A male cougar. (Reference to a literal male cougar)

A tom without a kitten is like a dog without a bone.. and I just boned that kitten before Tom.

by penumbras April 7, 2010

Tom

Tom, or 'Time Of Month', is a simple sort of abbreviation in case you don't like saying out loud that you're on your period.

I think Tom's on his way. I hate him.

by Poodley Star March 14, 2009

TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"

by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009

Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody

You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.

by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

A nonce who you sit next to in Seal and Maths

Tom stop stealing my stuff and being a nonce

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019