The human street rat. Underneath sendiks fine foods in the sewers u may get ambushed Tommy. If you drop any loose jewelry or change, don’t even think about getting it back because it’s already been Snatched up the pestering Tommy.
Eric: who’s driving in that shitty Ford Focus over there with the red mud flaps that clearly needs a muffler job.
Jonah: oh that’s Tommy’s car, they just towed it out of the sendiks sewer line
Jonah: oh that’s Tommy’s car, they just towed it out of the sendiks sewer line
by anonymous October 31, 2020

he is usually a dad of an only child . his mom was probably high when he named him . they love jeeps and trucks but not jeep trucks . he probably has 1 good friend and not lots of others . he likes to have his own business and be his own boss. he likes to own his own house he likes to have nice things but he works for them
by that short girl that’s annoyin January 2, 2021

to have sexual intercourse with your mother, mostly underaged and under duress due to lacking lenght of the father
A: T, are you up with raving later?
B: No sorry, your my slime, but i have to tommy at home.
A: Oh sad.
B: No sorry, your my slime, but i have to tommy at home.
A: Oh sad.
by marlolina June 23, 2019

A Tommy (def. T^9) is a rare type of male, componded by a lot of Fe 26
Althoug found in many places around the world, what makes them rare is their wierd personality, seems like a true gentleman at the start, but once you get to know one you learn that they are super fucked(and so are you)! They originate from seagulls, and therefore make a lot of noise, eat shitloads and LOVE trash. If you find a astat rare Tommy (one that stutters that is). You have only two choices.. if you are in the early stages of getting to know each other, then run fast af! If not you will have to shoot yourselfe to get away from the situation, and not get as deeply fucked as the Tommy (T^9) in front of you. BE AWARE!! These Tommys are extremely charismatic, handsome, strong and charming! They seem so innocent, and will easily lure you in!
Althoug found in many places around the world, what makes them rare is their wierd personality, seems like a true gentleman at the start, but once you get to know one you learn that they are super fucked(and so are you)! They originate from seagulls, and therefore make a lot of noise, eat shitloads and LOVE trash. If you find a astat rare Tommy (one that stutters that is). You have only two choices.. if you are in the early stages of getting to know each other, then run fast af! If not you will have to shoot yourselfe to get away from the situation, and not get as deeply fucked as the Tommy (T^9) in front of you. BE AWARE!! These Tommys are extremely charismatic, handsome, strong and charming! They seem so innocent, and will easily lure you in!
Isn't that an astet Tommy? -Oh no! Quick shot me!
Thought I'd be happy in life, but then I met a Tommy
God you are loud! No wonder your grandad is a seagull...
Thought I'd be happy in life, but then I met a Tommy
God you are loud! No wonder your grandad is a seagull...
by Katrine Fnatt April 2, 2022

one of the biggest jerks you will ever meet. He will make you feel small every chance he gets. Tommy is the type of person to say YOUR MOM, whenever someone says something. He will brag about everything that he beats you in, and at one point, you've just had enough of him and throw him in a dish.
Kid: Hey mom, There's this really mean ki-
Mom: WAIT, is his name Tommy?
Kid: Yeah, and he is bullying everyone in my school
Mom: OK GOOGLE, where is the nearest ditch
Kid: FINALLY!!!
Mom: WAIT, is his name Tommy?
Kid: Yeah, and he is bullying everyone in my school
Mom: OK GOOGLE, where is the nearest ditch
Kid: FINALLY!!!
by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018

When a co-worker knocks over a glass or cup in the office, all other co-workers yell out "Tommy". Has origins from being too drunk and knocking over schooners of beer. Similar to Taxi
by JayOB July 2, 2019
