Timmy Tuck Under

A recommended way to deal with a NARB that won't go away. Tuck your raging hard on up Under your belt and tighten down. If you don't have a belt, tighten your draw string. DO NOT USE this method if you aren't wearing a shirt.

In the middle of my brother's wedding, I had to perform a covert Timmy Tuck Under as the bride was walking down the isle.

by mDAWSONj August 16, 2007

Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

Timping

Timping

(noun) - Tim Horton's (R) Cofee that is dranked while camping, for enjoyament, etc.; beverage.

(verb) - to take in a cofee in any manner; absorb.

- to propose or participate in a toast to (a person, thing, or event): to drink one's health.

The campers are timping in their cabins

by DjExtreme21 July 6, 2009

Timmy, Johnny, Spike

Types of players in ccg games, originally came from mtg.

Timmy is a "power gamer" who likes things big and strong, prefers straightforward strategies and enjoys winning with a big mighty hit. Typical Timmy deck in mtg is a 'mono green Stompy' where your huge monsters just stomp on your opponent and he dies in pain.

Johnny is a "creative gamer" who likes to build interesting decks, tries different ideas and basically expresses themselves through the game. Johnny is the one who accepts the challenge to not let your memes be dreams. Also appreciates non-gameplay aspects of the game, like lore, art, etc.

Spike is a "competitive player" who plays whatever has the best chances to win. Spike knows the meta and uses all the broken stuff avaliable. Spike will netdeck, steal from the kids and suck the big falota if it brings the victory.

There are also hybrid types to express your unique playstyle and life choices but noone cares, all right

- Oh wow look at that windowlicker retard Timmy playing his forest what a fun game I think I'm gonna die from boredom

- Oh wow look at that Johnny with his 'brew' or is it a starter deck doesn't he have money for real cards what's this clown doing in a constructed play

- Oh wow look at this try-hard Spike playing the same cancer shit as EVERYONE on the ladder why won't they all just circle jerk and call it a draw

- Timmy, Johnny, Spike... I'm mostly a Johnny player because I like to be creative and think outside the box. But I also enjoy mighty plays, so I can say I'm a bit Timmy, just not the stupid one. And of course I'm a Spike too, because I'm highly competitive player and my decks are top tier. I'm a part of furry fandom as well.

by Space_Algae September 21, 2018

stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

Timbys / Timbos

A slang name for a pair of Timberland boots.

" Youve justed scuffed your new Timbys mate, you must be gutted! "

by cazza September 30, 2004

tippy butt

Stretching to one's reaching limits while remaining in a seated position.

I didn't have to get up out of my chair to reach it, but I was way up on my tippy butt.

by Jeff H March 24, 2005