Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024

Thee Rattlesnake

When you grow your pubes out, put beads in them and then wiggle your hips whenever you’re horny

I was ready to go to bed, but she did Thee Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022

thee garrick donovic

you put your legs over your head and try and shit in your mouth(if your having trouble with distance try eating creamed corn with exlax)

i love being alone with thee garrick donovic

by garrick August 16, 2003

thee big cheese

stupid block of cheese that likes cheese or something idk I don't know him

HAHA look that weird kid! he smells so bad, I think there's poo poo in his pants! he must be thee big cheese!

by dexleta July 31, 2021

Thee *blank* Thoughts

Calling yourself thee “whatever your name is” thoughts. Is basically saying ur just incredible in all aspects.

Man 1: bro why would you do that to them?
Man 2: I’m THEE *blank* thoughts
Man1: oh my fault carry on

by Nemeus June 14, 2025

DEI for JEWS and not for thee

Wrong, Jew. And you WOULD say that as a Jew.

Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

sploon thee

spoon trees

Me: hey
Friend: SPLOON THEE

by sp[pon3 September 19, 2022