vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

Spanish Vacuum

When one sexual partner forms a perfect seal around the others anus, sucking the fecal juices out. Then transporting the juices from the anal cavity to the vaginal crease whilst maintaining a constant slurping noise.

I was having a bad day, until my boyfriend gave me a Spanish Vacuum.

by Chet chu betcha September 12, 2017

vacuum chamber

A community where people with similar ideas congregate and bounce identical or nearly identical ideas back and forth in order to re-affirm their beliefs without facing outside opposition.

Otherkin vacuum chambers often can be found on sites such as Tumblr, promoting the belief that a human can be something other than a human.

by Bobbay Dean December 23, 2015

Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven

Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum

by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

Joy Vacuum

Joy vacuum, noun - the living inbodyment of a total fuckwit, absorbs any and all happiness with the power of 10 million black holes

fuck Steve the useless cunt, he's a total joy vacuum

by Fuckujv November 13, 2019

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Virginia Vacuum

The art of taking the vacuum hose and shoving it up the girl's pussy while on and then once finished, open the vacuum bag and enjoy the insides of vaccuumed girl.

Bro, Sally let me give her the Virginia Vacuum last night! WOW did it taste good!

by TheTealDeal November 20, 2016