Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.

Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy

by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010

shit mitt

The process of wrapping your hand in multiple layers of toilet paper preventing fecal contamination.

I always use a shit mitt when dropping deuce in a public restroom.

by ChipScar July 23, 2010

mitt romney

the only good republican.

I like Mitt Romney.

by s.kyle November 17, 2020

pink mitt

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.

I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...

by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007

Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

Catcher’s Mitt

A beat up, work out vagina that smells like old sweat and balls.

She thinks she’s sexy with that worn out old catcher’s mitt she calls a vagina.

by Pitcher123 September 25, 2021

flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016