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no contact contract

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.
Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'
by Hiimpaul021 November 27, 2017
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Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.
Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
mugGet the Contractmug.

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.
I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.
by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020
mugGet the Hoodie contractmug.

Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
mugGet the Exploitative Contractsmug.

Contract

Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.
by Zaid123 November 8, 2022
mugGet the Contractmug.

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
mugGet the Plumbing Contractmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
mugGet the Non Disclosure agreement (contract)mug.

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