Boilers License

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman or man twice your age.

Cunt 1: Fuuucccckkkkk bruh! I just got my fucken Boilers License!
Cunt 2: Fuck really mate?!?! Does she have a hot friend?

by Cunnyfuckwit April 18, 2016

copper boiler

sexual technique. step 1 - insert a roll of pennies into the middle finger of a rubber glove. step 2 - knot the glove tightly around the pennies. step 3 - shove the whole contraption up someone's pooper.

Gary was an open-minded guy, but even he was a little creeped out by the Copper Boiler.

by organizer1 January 02, 2011

Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius February 28, 2016

Piss boiler

When something infuriates you so much, your hatred and fury collects in to heat energy to make your piss boil

"This is a legit piss boiler"
"what do you mean by that"
"This"
"what the fuck ron our floor is melting"

by dumbass of the moon November 26, 2022

Autism boiler

Any kid with the name Lawson

Lawson: pedo nonce

Me: autism boiler

by _.thedaddioo._ October 25, 2019

The Boiler

A terrifying, if initially bouncy, song concluding in rape by 'Rhoda With The Special AKA'.

The Boiler was a funny, catchy tune until the end. Now I can't sleep.

by iggy6 November 24, 2008

ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside

i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!

by erohw June 11, 2020