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That's my daughter in the water

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics
"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"
by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017
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Smoke on the Water Drunk

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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Purinate the water

To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.
After refusing to pay to use the bathroom, Juan and Nick went into the ocean to purinate the water.
by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015
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Dwaining the water

When you feed a special needs person lsd and stand in a circle yelling "nightmare nightmare nightmare" until you've cured them
Hey wanna meet up later we're going to be dwaining the water from Kim's brain
by Goddess baby April 22, 2018
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D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020
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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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