Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer

P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.

by HDRG July 23, 2022

Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"

"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."

by Kaiser Pepe :^) November 26, 2023

Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.

That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!

by pisslow October 21, 2022

Valorant Buff

A Buff that makes the receiver a million times better at the game valorant.

Wow Julia really gave Zach the good ol' Valorant buff he's cracked.

by thevalbuff December 31, 2021

iron in valorant

Valorant is a popular 5v5 multiplayer tactical shooter, and this term is essentially someone whos really bad at Valorant, being stuck in the lowest rank.

"Hannah is iron in valorant."
"Wow, I'm so glad im no longer iron in valorant!"

by HYDRO_MIMI May 27, 2022

Steve Valorant

Steve is dog shit at valorant and can't even kill the bots with out expensre's support. says he is radiant but cant even kill easy bots.

waa waa ratio steve valorant

by TawhiApples April 11, 2022

I love valorant

Something you say while playing the game Valorant and wished you were playing CS, or anything else.

World can be used as itself for Example, You get peaked on Bind on B Window and die from a walking HS, "I Love valorant."

by ItsTheMovement May 13, 2024