Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know

“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”

by TannerShryan August 27, 2023

Dirty Spa

When one contracts, a water stable virus e.g. meningitis from a body of water.

“Did you hear about Johno? He’s a bit under the weather he reckons he went swimming in the lake on the weekend and I think the water made him sick”
I had a dirty spa did he?

by Lava guts June 6, 2023

SPAED

Same Procedure As Every Day

let's go for lunch SPAED

by FlipperFipper November 29, 2019

spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to

Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN

by Diagas March 15, 2022

Spas

The sexiest creature on earth! Dude is absolutely ripped and has the biggest dick in Mladost. He is fearless, determined, kind, loyal and is totally the funniest person in the group. You should be very lucky to be in the company of a Spas. A true chad.

Max:Bro...Spas is downright the coolest guy i know!
Kaloyan:Yeah man, he is so handsome and funnyy
Max: I am so jealous of him
Kaloyan: Same, amigo, same...

by Spasfan20100 November 22, 2021

Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022

oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.

It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.

by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025