Drama-Mosquito

One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.

That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!

by SushiMonster555 April 7, 2009

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

Hungry Mosquito

When fucking a girl, the male bangs himself against a part of her body (not a hole) until a hole forms. The man then has sex with that.

I dry humped my girlfriend so hard that I accidently performed a hungry mosquito on her.

by Zap Rowsdowerrr January 8, 2009

mosquito ringtone

(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.

a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.

by jackieisemo July 3, 2007

mosquito tits

1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito

"That bitch got mosquito tits"

by AlmightySosa3hunna November 27, 2016

Yeeto Mosquito

You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.

You and your friends are Yeeto Mosquitos. Yeeto Mosquito dawgggggg.

by Cheezy_G June 6, 2019

mosquito tinnitus

A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.

I spent half the night swatting mosquitoes that weren’t there. Guess it was just mosquito tinnitus.

by Bottom Ford August 21, 2010