A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.
Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
by Javontay March 23, 2022
Get the he’s Jonnymug. When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.
by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011
Get the Jonny Andomug. Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010
Get the Jonny Empiremug. Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.
guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 29, 2011
Get the Jonny and Bettymug. by RogerNihlock July 22, 2016
Get the Pulling a Jonnymug. Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
Get the Jonny Crabbsmug. by Catdogmoneyman May 18, 2022
Get the Ashtray Jonnymug.