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JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?
Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
mugGet the JFK Filesmug.

JFK

Its not john f Kennedy its just fucking kidding! Usally used in bad situations when you call someone a rude thing that hurt their feelings.
by Hey, are you desperate? November 22, 2017
mugGet the JFKmug.

The JFK

While having sex in the dark knowing your roommate or someone else is hiding nearby. You get to end and just as you blow your load , the second person also blows it on the unsuspecting person while yelling JFK !!! There’s a second shooter!!!
I was banging Chrissy when Chad came outta no where and pulled off the JFK!!!
by Dexter7 November 24, 2021
mugGet the The JFKmug.

JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.
Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!
by scrimm August 28, 2018
mugGet the JFKmug.

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.
Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!
by Harena November 8, 2019
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well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay
“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020
mugGet the well assassinate me and call me JFKmug.

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