Porno trim

Noun
-a delicate trimming of the male genitalla including but limited to the scrotal sack, lower abdominal region and falice....

Bobby gave himself a porno trim before his hot date so that his grass would not tickle her ass"

by Websters-II March 16, 2005

Porno elbow

An medical variant of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.

Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.
Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.
Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.
Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?
Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?
Jim: Uhh Ya
Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.

by gyrfalcon206 July 7, 2010

Porno Roulette

when watching porn skipping to random sections of the disc/video and re-enact the scene with partner or group of willing participants.

me and my girl friend sat down and did some porno roulette last night and had some awesome sex

by Jose Angle February 8, 2009

porno dave

Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.

In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Auto Porno

Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.

I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.

by Brandon/Lucent May 13, 2005

porno in the limo

When you plan to stab someone in jail.

For example. Yo when we get out in yard I'm going to shoot a porno in the limo with Ennio.

by Ennio July 5, 2016

porno lights

the red and blue lights you see behind you belonging to a police car that means you got fucked

the only thing good about the whole thing was the porno lights

by pammie March 19, 2007