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Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!
Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!
by The Wiz! July 25, 2010
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texterpretation

n. the deciphering of text messages that have been mangled by auto-correct, or by people with large thumbs.
- "WTF?! Did you really mean to say that?"
- "You know what I meant. Geez, figure out the texterpretation."
by vapanil May 14, 2011
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Textdated

Keeping someone updated about situations or events by texting often.
"I'm busy all day today, but I'll keep you textdated on what I'm doing and where I am."
by DrWro May 14, 2013
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Textdown

When you are have a breakdown through a text message wether it be an emotional breakdown, a mental breakdown or a nervous breakdown but you are texting someone as you are going through the breakdown and explaining it to them.
I was in the middle of my emotional breakdown when my best friend text and asked me what was going on so I begun texting to him what was going on and I said not only am I having an emotional breakdown now I'm doing it through text so now I'm having a full-blown textdown.
by FeistyFur April 19, 2022
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sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.
When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
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Texterina

Texterina

One who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. They use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
Texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
When used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually associated with feminine qualities.
Jen- I went on my first date with Bill last night. But all night he was a texterina! I swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.

Laurah- Dump him.
by Laurah:] April 15, 2009
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textercising

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising
I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
by raymaas February 17, 2010
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