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TETT'n

A word you scream when you're bored or when you have nothing to say in a conversation. This word can also be used when you see a sexy girl or woman with big overloaded boobs.

From the Dutch word for breasts: Tetten
Sit. 1:
You're at school talking with your friends, suddenly nobody has anything to say, then you scream TETT'n as loud as you can.

Sit. 2:
You're walking on street, suddenly you see a hot, sexy girl or woman with huge boobs, then you say: "Damn, look at those TETT'n."
by Thibi February 3, 2008
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no teter

Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile.
No Teter! She is only 13, not 31.

Guy: How old are you?
Girl: I am 12 years old.
Guy: You're too old for Teter.
by jiblair April 12, 2005
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The Church of Tetris

The Church of the one true religion. The acolytes of the Church of Tetris (CoT) believes that all should receive the joy that Tetris brings. Their core beliefs include helping others to understand and share in the glory of Tetris, as well as abstaining from "False idols".

(Quoted from The Church of Tetris homepage.)
"The Church of Tetris is founded on the belief that all people should receive the glory of Tetris. Those who know of the Glory shall have peaceful lives filled with wonderful things. Those without Tetris shall continue on as all humans do. And those who oppose Tetris shall be crushed in a rain of blocks from on high."

The CoT has even sanctioned a prayer to be uttered whenever worshipping the one true Tetris.
"You can worship Tetris anywhere you can take an electronic device. We at The Church of Tetris have even sanctioned a prayer, which we recommend you speak aloud before worshipping the great Tetris:"

Oh, Tetris, thy Glory great,
Give us today our daily blocks,
So that we may clear them.
And give us strength,
Through our gaps and mistakes,
To obtain a tetris.
Start.
by Nile the Buizel November 5, 2010
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Tetrisex

n.

1. The act in which two block pieces bang each other with excitement. It is required for one block piece to have a phallus shaped extremity, while the other has a receptive vaginal shaped space between the cubes that conform the piece.
My blocks are having tetrisex.
Tetrisex keeps on bringin' more cubes into the world.
If you have tetrisex the horizontal way, you die.
by Hector Smith June 26, 2006
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Traffic Tetris

When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.
Oh no! I got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. I need to brush up on my "Traffic Tetris" skills.
by pennymj July 30, 2010
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belle dame sans tetons

A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)
Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.
by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005
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ass tetris

n. the act of multiple people trying to fit their asses into the backseat of a car.
The three of us had to play ass tetris to fit into the backseat of that Civic.
by ChelleSparks February 2, 2010
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