Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 16, 2009

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

Third testicle

When a female deep throats your dick and all you can see is her head and your two balls

Wow you two must be close

Yeah she’s my third testicle

by Titty hickey September 02, 2022

One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 07, 2021

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 30, 2022

Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin

Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 06, 2019