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Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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sterminator

A mispronunciation of "Exterminator"
Hi, Im the exterminator, im here to treat the unit for mice.

"MA! THE STERMINATORS here!"
by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014
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Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked
Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 29, 2021
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perminator

Person or thing with a monstrously curly hairstyle. His/ her/ or it's hair should be geled to the max and should have a metallic shine.
Hairdresser: hope you enjoy your perm mrs..
Perminator: Yes, and I'll Be Back.
by rodgerzzz December 21, 2006
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The Turbinator

turban over metal exoskeletan
dude:dik move dude
the turbinator:ill be black!
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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Turpinator

A very sexy person, they make a lot of people horny
' Wheres that turpinator? She turns me on! '
by Robbinator_H February 24, 2008
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terminalogical inexactitude

The honourable member for Longbottom, Athur Prendeghast MP to the honourable member for Notton-on-the-Would, Earnest Snorsboard MP on being told that England had won the World Cup and not in tiddly-winks, "I do not believe you, that is a terminalogical inexactitude." thus complying with the requirement of the Mother of Parliment, that one MP cannot call another MP a liar.
by Snooty Man August 22, 2011
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