Allison: Hey lets ho get a pizza.
John: Nahh I'm not hungry.
Steve: A pizza does sound good. Cursum tene man.
John: Alright you got me there.
John: Nahh I'm not hungry.
Steve: A pizza does sound good. Cursum tene man.
John: Alright you got me there.
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Por: Alonso y Chuy
Por: Alonso y Chuy
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i ran out of coke for my bourbon, so i made a Tenessee Wet Nurse instead, damn that shit was so good
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Faggot
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BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
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BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
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