New Jersey Spray Tan

New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)

1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.

2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.

"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"

"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."

"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."

by embalming squad October 10, 2011

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spray tan

when your doing a bird up the gary glitter and she has diarrhea, whilst having sex it creates a thumb over hose spray effect on your stomach

i was doing this chick up the arse the other day and ended up getting a spray tan

by ollierb February 20, 2011

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Spray Tan

When you fart in someones face while they are sleeping.

Jason was sleeping and I gave him a Spray Tan alarm to wake him up.

I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.

by RDT84 October 19, 2010

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sex tan

A suntan you get from having a lot of sex outside. Like a farmers field or outhouse.

Eg:
Maia: Gabe wanna have sex in this farmers field?
Gabe: Sure i could use a sex tan

by gowengierngh4t5 June 4, 2015

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stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008