lil twig

A new soundcloud rapper who is taking the local area of el Paso Texas by storm with more than three hundred views on his song an more on the way.

Have you herd lil twigs newest diss track

by The king of rap May 7, 2018

magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.

Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????

by Kayaa December 1, 2009

Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation

Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.

by dsahraie June 22, 2010

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017