Twat

1) Name for a pregnant female Goldfish
2) Female Genetalia
3) A person of highly annoying capability

Look at the twat in that bowl.
Wow, Look at that Twat!
F**k off you TWAT!

by ODBall3r January 6, 2007

Twat

Slang word for a vagina
Another word for cunt

Jesy Nelson, from the Little Mix is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a silly twat.

by TMBTMB November 25, 2018

TWAT

Unofficial United States Army Acronym TWAT for a 19K Armor Crewman who no longer possesses their Tank
T- Tanker
W- Without
A- a
T- Tank

Pvt Snuffy was kicked off Sarge's tank crew because he was as useless as squelch grease covered box of grid squares & got assigned to Headquarters Platoon as a TWAT

by Abu Bin thaïr Dün tha'at June 28, 2020

TWat

The abbreviation of the merging of the companies Time Warner (TW) and AT&T (at/At/AT), when formulated after 21st June 2018.

My TWat internet service charge, is getting rediculious!

by PhattGreg June 16, 2018

Twat

Some fucking annoying person. Usually used in the UK. Commonly used to refer to a little kid.

You little fucking twat, get a life.

by Some rando twat January 19, 2020

Twat

Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan is a twat.

by MithrasAngel October 16, 2018

Twat

A word used by Conservative Politicians to describe their constituents.

Don't ask me questions about my constituency you complete twat.

by csi pointless June 2, 2018