Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Tourettic

What people with Tourettes Syndrome call themselves

Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy

by Raina_The_Rogue July 5, 2018

Driving Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.

I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!

by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010

Tough Mudder

Attempting to perform anal sex while you have whiskey dick.

I tried to put it in her butt last night after the bar but it turned into a round of tough mudder instead

by Gtoaster July 31, 2018

Tourange

An imposter or a fake

“Stop being such a fucking tourange, dude.”

by Beebino October 16, 2020

Tounge hung

Having a large tounge for sexual uses.

Gene Simmons is very tounge hung. Tounge like a cow, makes you go WOW!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013