hyper-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: chaos-tasking.

While hyper-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my hyper-tasking.

by Prof K June 16, 2008

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Toasting Tigh

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

by ezracorpse October 9, 2008

multi-tasking

the act of taking a crap and whacking off at the same time, to save time.

jeff was crunched for time so he decided to give multi-tasking a chance to save time.

by afrothunda May 28, 2006

Tasting the Rainbow

When a one person sleeps with an asian, black, white, and hispanic in one night

that guy walked in the room with four girls with different races he must be Tasting the Rainbow

by aslan49 September 9, 2010

Tasting Dim Sum

Term for an asian boy or girl who has never had dated, or had sex with anybody interculture, including oral sex. They thereby have never "tasted Dim Sum"

"Come on you guys...can't you believe Melina has never tasted Dim Sum before?"

"How have you gone so long without tasting Dim Sum?"

by Point of Authority July 30, 2008

olive-tasting glassblower

A homosexual pothead

Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.

by i done know December 30, 2007