thou mother/thy mother

a fancy way of saying the classic your mom joke.

guy: ah yes sir, thou art quite annoying.
other guy: FIE! thou mother/thy mother is incredibly ravishing.

by heart.stopped November 6, 2022

possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

Thy Vu

(Pronounced Tea) The most perfect girl you’ll know. She has her goals and priorities set straight, she achieves and goes for whatever her mind sets out for. This girl is always surrounded by loved ones and is the most committed gf in relationships, she’s not afraid to spoil her man as long as she’s sure he’s the one. This girl is successful in life and will have everything she’s been wanting.

“I want my life like Thy’s”

“Thy Vu’s type of success is the one i want”
“ live life like a Thy”

by The universe teller November 20, 2023

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

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by catlovergirl September 24, 2021

thy

thy is an old way of saying your or my, usually used before the 1800s.

Mom, I don't want to!
You must honor thy mother and thy father.

by crispymccrippin June 9, 2024

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008